Ghosts? Pfft. Being an adult is the real nightmare.

Survive with coffee, sarcasm, and our limited edition tees, mugs, phone cases, and more!

Creep it real!

Skip the fake scares this Halloween and embrace the real horror: adulting.

No fantasy character costumes, no pretense—just the real fright, wearable and hilarious. After all, you’re the main character of this story.




your costume is ready

Horror movies are child´s play...

The real scary story is checking your bank statement, paying bills, trying to be a functioning adult 👹.
At Mango Quotes, we turn those uncomfortable truths into wearable pieces.
Because facing the world with humor and authenticity is also armor.

Scarily Social, Haunt the Night

Go out and be the scariest, most authentic version of yourself. Our spooky tees have got you covered, from bar nights to haunted rooftops.

Get spooky

No mask, no crowd, no problem. Stay in, stay comfy

Let your tee do the haunting. Terrifyingly honest—and perfect for a night of unapologetic chilling.

Get confy and spooky

Nothing’s scarier than…

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