Ghosts? Pfft. Being an adult is the real nightmare.

Survive with coffee, sarcasm, and our limited edition tees, mugs, phone cases, and more!

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Creep it real!

Skip the fake scares this Halloween and embrace the real horror: adulting.

No fantasy character costumes, no pretense—just the real fright, wearable and hilarious. After all, you’re the main character of this story.




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Horror movies are child´s play...

The real scary story is checking your bank statement, paying bills, trying to be a functioning adult 👹.
At Mango Quotes, we turn those uncomfortable truths into wearable pieces.
Because facing the world with humor and authenticity is also armor.

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Scarily Social, Haunt the Night

Go out and be the scariest, most authentic version of yourself. Our spooky tees have got you covered, from bar nights to haunted rooftops.

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No mask, no crowd, no problem. Stay in, stay comfy

Let your tee do the haunting. Terrifyingly honest—and perfect for a night of unapologetic chilling.

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Nothing’s scarier than…

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Personalized Funny Skeleton T-Shirt | Adulting Humor Tee – The Real Horror: My Inbox

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