☕ Because before the first cup of coffee... you're simply not yourself.
If a 9 a.m. club existed, this mug and a solid dose of caffeine would be the perfect starter pack. For those who would rather wake up without alarms, stress, or 5:05 a.m. small talk — this mug speaks for you.
💬 Why it belongs right next to your alarm clock (and your patience):
Your anti-early-bird shield: cute on the outside, brutally honest on the inside.
The perfect size (11oz): just the right amount of coffee to bring your soul back to your body.
Zero drama cleaning: microwave and dishwasher safe.
😼 Important: Not suitable for Monday lovers or those who are already singing at 7 a.m. Thank you.
💥 It’s not just a mug. It’s your way of saying: “I’m awake… but at what cost?”
🌟 Take it slow — with this mug, you start the day one sip at a time.
