You might think you need another productivity hack, but what you actually need is an emotional support tool. And here it is: your new favorite coworker. In this upgraded dream team, you bring 50% of the effort—we bring the other 50%. We don’t know much about Excel, but we do know corporate sarcasm. 😎🧑💻
Who says you need to be a productivity robot to stand out in the office? Forget about fake “teamwork” and all that “circle back” energy. This mug is for the emotionally efficient.
And don’t get us wrong—some things are worth your 100%. We’re just saying that HR emails at 8:05 AM? Not one of them.
🎯 Why it’s your new best friend at work (and in life):
Because besides decorating your desk, it protects your peace of mind. 💕
This mug says what you’re really thinking—with the kind of sarcastic flair that gets knowing laughs from coworkers who secretly agree with you.
Size really does matter sometimes: choose between 11 oz (for your well-earned coffee breaks) or 15 oz (for stronger doses of chamomile, courage, or whatever you need to survive the day).
Available in orange, light blue, pink, and navy. Pick your favorite (but let’s be real—you look good with all of them 😜).
Oh, and if someone came to mind while reading this? You just found their next gift. You’re welcome.
📝 Tech details you probably won’t read but we’ll include anyway:
Microwave-safe for easy heating
Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
Works with coffee, tea, matcha, soda, or whatever keeps you hydrated (responsibly… wash it occasionally, okay?)
P.S. Teas sold separately. The vibe? Always included.
✨ Go ahead—add it to your cart and let your mug speak fluent sarcasm so you don’t have to.
